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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up.
                -- Biff Barf

I can give you my word, but I know what it's worth and you don't.
                -- Nero Wolfe, "Over My Dead Body"

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write
faster than anybody who can write better.
                -- A.J. Liebling

I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along."
It isn't that I can't toddle.  It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.
                -- Robert Benchley

I can't stand squealers; hit that guy.
                -- Albert Anastasia

I can't understand it.  I can't even understand the people who can
understand it.
                -- Queen Juliana of the Netherlands.

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas.  I'm frightened
of the old ones.
                -- John Cage

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
                -- Lillian Hellman

I consider the day misspent that I am not either charged with a crime,
or arrested for one.
                -- "Ratsy" Tourbillon