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Linux People:  43 of 1231

According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
 
Linux People:  44 of 1231

Adam was but human--this explains it all.  He did not want the apple for the
apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.  The mistake was in
not forbidding the serpent; then he would have eaten the serpent.
                -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
 
Linux People:  45 of 1231

Advice is a dangerous gift; be cautious about giving and receiving it.
 
Linux People:  46 of 1231

Advice to young men: Be ascetic, and if you can't be ascetic,
then at least be aseptic.
 
Linux People:  47 of 1231

After all, it is only the mediocre who are always at their best.
                -- Jean Giraudoux
 
Linux People:  48 of 1231

After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?  Surely not for
you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply
sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
                -- P.J. O'Rourke
 
Linux People:  49 of 1231

After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything.
Just in case.
 
Linux People:  50 of 1231

        After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the
seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed.  Later she was heard to
sing, "Some day my prints will come."
 
Linux People:  51 of 1231

Against stupidity the very gods Themselves contend in vain.
                -- Friedrich von Schiller, "The Maid of Orleans", III, 6
 
Linux People:  52 of 1231

Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
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