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I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
                -- Ashleigh Brilliant

I never killed a man that didn't deserve it.
                -- Mickey Cohen

I prefer rogues to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
                -- Alexandre Dumas, fils

I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.
                -- William F. Buckley

I put the shotgun in an Adidas bag and padded it out with four pairs of
tennis socks, not my style at all, but that was what I was aiming for:  If
they think you're crude, go technical; if they think you're technical, go
crude.  I'm a very technical boy.  So I decided to get as crude as possible.
These days, though, you have to be pretty technical before you can even
aspire to crudeness.
                -- William Gibson, "Johnny Mnemonic"

"... I should explain that I was wearing a black velvet cape that was
supposed to make me look like the dashing, romantic Zorro but which actually
made me look like a gigantic bat wearing glasses ..."
                -- Dave Barry, "The Wet Zorro Suit and Other Turning
                   Points in l'Amour"

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
                -- Oscar Wilde

I think I'm schizophrenic.  One half of me's paranoid and the other half's
out to get him.

I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce
desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of
the quest.
                -- Madeleine Gobeil

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body.  Then I realized who was telling me this.
                -- Emo Phillips