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I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
                -- Oscar Wilde

I think I'm schizophrenic.  One half of me's paranoid and the other half's
out to get him.

I treasure this strange combination found in very few persons: a fierce
desire for life as well as a lucid perception of the ultimate futility of
the quest.
                -- Madeleine Gobeil

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body.  Then I realized who was telling me this.
                -- Emo Phillips

I waited and waited and when no message came I knew it must be from you.

I will follow the good side right to the fire, but not into it if I can
help it.
                -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

I'll defend to the death your right to say that, but I never said I'd
listen to it!
                -- Tom Galloway with apologies to Voltaire

I'll give you my opinion of the human race in a nutshell ... their heart's
in the right place, but their head is a thoroughly inefficient organ.
                -- W. Somerset Maugham, "The Summing Up"

I'll pretend to trust you if you'll pretend to trust me.

I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't
that good.
                -- Amy Gorin