| Linux People: 496 of 1231 |
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to
boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"
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| Linux People: 497 of 1231 |
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of
rubbish into it.
-- William Orton
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| Linux People: 498 of 1231 |
If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
-- Garrison Keillor
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| Linux People: 499 of 1231 |
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
-- Robert Pante, fashion consultant
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| Linux People: 500 of 1231 |
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; but if you
really make them think they'll hate you.
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| Linux People: 501 of 1231 |
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
-- Schmidt
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| Linux People: 502 of 1231 |
If you notice that a person is deceiving you, they must not be
deceiving you very well.
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| Linux People: 503 of 1231 |
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz
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| Linux People: 504 of 1231 |
If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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| Linux People: 505 of 1231 |
If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
-- Arthur Kasspe
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