|Linux People: 591 of 1231|
Justice always prevails ... three times out of seven!
-- Michael J. Wagner
|Linux People: 592 of 1231|
Keep cool, but don't freeze.
-- Hellman's Mayonnaise
|Linux People: 593 of 1231|
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.
|Linux People: 594 of 1231|
Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.
|Linux People: 595 of 1231|
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
-- George Bernard Shaw
|Linux People: 596 of 1231|
Largest Number of Driving Test Failures
By April 1970 Mrs. Miriam Hargrave had failed her test thirty-nine
times. In the eight preceding years she had received two hundred and
twelve driving lessons at a cost of L300. She set the new record while
driving triumphantly through a set of red traffic lights in Wakefield,
Yorkshire. Disappointingly, she passed at the fortieth attempt (3 August
1970) but eight years later she showed some of her old magic when she was
reported as saying that she still didn't like doing right-hand turns.
-- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"
|Linux People: 597 of 1231|
Last guys don't finish nice.
-- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs
|Linux People: 598 of 1231|
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
-- Victor Borge
|Linux People: 599 of 1231|
Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.
|Linux People: 600 of 1231|
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
-- Publilius Syrus