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Keep cool, but don't freeze.
                -- Hellman's Mayonnaise

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.

Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

Largest Number of Driving Test Failures
        By April 1970 Mrs. Miriam Hargrave had failed her test thirty-nine
times.  In the eight preceding years she had received two hundred and
twelve driving lessons at a cost of L300.  She set the new record while
driving triumphantly through a set of red traffic lights in Wakefield,
Yorkshire.  Disappointingly, she passed at the fortieth attempt (3 August
1970) but eight years later she showed some of her old magic when she was
reported as saying that she still didn't like doing right-hand turns.
                -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

Last guys don't finish nice.
                -- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
                -- Victor Borge

Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
                -- Publilius Syrus

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
                -- James Thurber