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Linux People:  596 of 1231

Largest Number of Driving Test Failures
        By April 1970 Mrs. Miriam Hargrave had failed her test thirty-nine
times.  In the eight preceding years she had received two hundred and
twelve driving lessons at a cost of L300.  She set the new record while
driving triumphantly through a set of red traffic lights in Wakefield,
Yorkshire.  Disappointingly, she passed at the fortieth attempt (3 August
1970) but eight years later she showed some of her old magic when she was
reported as saying that she still didn't like doing right-hand turns.
                -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"
 
Linux People:  597 of 1231

Last guys don't finish nice.
                -- Stanley Kelley, on the cult of victory at all costs
 
Linux People:  598 of 1231

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
                -- Victor Borge
 
Linux People:  599 of 1231

Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.
 
Linux People:  600 of 1231

Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Linux People:  601 of 1231

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them.
                -- James Thurber
 
Linux People:  602 of 1231

Let's do it.
                -- Gary Gilmore, to his firing squad
 
Linux People:  603 of 1231

Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to
change his bed.
                -- Charles Baudelaire
 
Linux People:  604 of 1231

Life is a series of rude awakenings.
                -- R.V. Winkle
 
Linux People:  605 of 1231

Life is a serious burden, which no thinking, humane person would
wantonly inflict on someone else.
                -- Clarence Darrow
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