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13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened?  Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to
        perch on.
15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
16 (obscure): Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
17 (inquiry): When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
18 (french): Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you
        leave.
19 (pornographic): Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
20 (religious): The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
21 (disgusting): Say, who mows your nose hair?
22 (paranoid): Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
23 (aromatic): It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the
        coffee ... in Brazil.
24 (appreciative): Oooo, how original.  Most people just have their teeth
        capped.
25 (dirty): Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
                -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
 
Linux People:  852 of 1231

Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli
 
Linux People:  853 of 1231

Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and
the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the
world.
                -- Robert Stone
 
Linux People:  854 of 1231

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
                -- Lily Tomlin
 
Linux People:  855 of 1231

Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone
else is driving.
                -- David Letterman
 
Linux People:  856 of 1231

Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
 
Linux People:  857 of 1231

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
                -- Dave Millman
 
Linux People:  858 of 1231

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Linux People:  859 of 1231

Start the day with a smile.  After that you can be your nasty old self again.
 
Linux People:  860 of 1231

Stay together, drag each other down.
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