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13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to
15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
16 (obscure): Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
17 (inquiry): When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
18 (french): Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you
19 (pornographic): Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
20 (religious): The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
21 (disgusting): Say, who mows your nose hair?
22 (paranoid): Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
23 (aromatic): It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the
coffee ... in Brazil.
24 (appreciative): Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth
25 (dirty): Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
-- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
|Linux People: 852 of 1231|
Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli
|Linux People: 853 of 1231|
Sometimes I get the feeling that I went to a party on Perry Lane in 1962, and
the party spilled out of the house, and came down the street, and covered the
-- Robert Stone
|Linux People: 854 of 1231|
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-- Lily Tomlin
|Linux People: 855 of 1231|
Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone
else is driving.
-- David Letterman
|Linux People: 856 of 1231|
Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
|Linux People: 857 of 1231|
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
-- Dave Millman
|Linux People: 858 of 1231|
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
-- W.C. Fields
|Linux People: 859 of 1231|
Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.
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Stay together, drag each other down.