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Fortune: 855 - 864 of 1231 from Linux People

Linux People:  855 of 1231

Sometimes when you look into his eyes you get the feeling that someone
else is driving.
                -- David Letterman
 
Linux People:  856 of 1231

Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
 
Linux People:  857 of 1231

Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
                -- Dave Millman
 
Linux People:  858 of 1231

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Linux People:  859 of 1231

Start the day with a smile.  After that you can be your nasty old self again.
 
Linux People:  860 of 1231

Stay together, drag each other down.
 
Linux People:  861 of 1231

Still looking for the glorious results of my misspent youth.  Say, do you
have a map to the next joint?
 
Linux People:  862 of 1231

Stupidity got us into this mess -- why can't it get us out?
 
Linux People:  863 of 1231

Stupidity is its own reward.
 
Linux People:  864 of 1231

Style may not be the answer, but at least it's a workable alternative.
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