Such a fine first dream! But they laughed at me; they said I had made it up.
Suicide is simply a case of mistaken identity.
Suicide is the sincerest form of self-criticism. -- Donald Kaul
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
Sure he's sharp as a razor ... he's a two-dimensional pinhead!
Surly to bed, surly to rise, makes you about average.
Tact in audacity is knowing how far you can go without going too far. -- Jean Cocteau
Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Take a lesson from the whale; the only time he gets speared is when he raises to spout.