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The only two things that motivate me and that matter to me are revenge
and guilt.
                -- Elvis Costello

The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

The opposite of talking isn't listening.  The opposite of talking is waiting.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called "Me".

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.

The perfect friend sees the best in you -- sees it constantly -- not just
when you occasionally are that way, but also when you waver, when you
forget yourself, act like less than you are. In time, you become more
like his vision of you -- which is the person you have always wanted to be.
                -- Nancy Friday

The point is, you see, that there is no point in driving yourself mad
trying to stop yourself going mad.  You might just as well give in and
save your sanity for later.

... the privileged being which we call human is distinguished from
other animals only by certain double-edged manifestations which in
charity we can only call "inhuman."
                -- R. A. Lafferty

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.