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If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
 
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If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will.
 
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If there is no wind, row.
                -- Polish proverb
 
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
                -- Laurence J. Peter
 
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If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.
 
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If you wish to be happy for one hour, get drunk.
If you wish to be happy for three days, get married.
If you wish to be happy for a month, kill your pig and eat it.
If you wish to be happy forever, learn to fish.
                -- Chinese Proverb
 
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If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
 
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If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
 
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In charity there is no excess.
                -- Francis Bacon
 
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In God we trust; all else we walk through.
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