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Linux Platitudes:  29 of 497

        A girl spent a couple hours on the phone talking to her two best
friends, Maureen Jones, and Maureen Brown.  When asked by her father why she
had been on the phone so long, she responded "I heard a funny story today
and I've been telling it to the Maureens."
 
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A gleekzorp without a tornpee is like a quop without a fertsneet (sort of).
 
Linux Platitudes:  31 of 497

A good memory does not equal pale ink.
 
Linux Platitudes:  32 of 497

A good name lost is seldom regained.  When character is gone,
all is gone, and one of the richest jewels of life is lost forever.
                -- J. Hawes
 
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A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
                -- Patton
 
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A good reputation is more valuable than money.
                -- Publilius Syrus
 
Linux Platitudes:  35 of 497

A good scapegoat is hard to find.
A guilty conscience is the mother of invention.
                -- Carolyn Wells
 
Linux Platitudes:  36 of 497

A handful of friends is worth more than a wagon of gold.
 
Linux Platitudes:  37 of 497

A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
 
Linux Platitudes:  38 of 497

A hermit is a deserter from the army of humanity.
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