Linux Platitudes

Life is too short to be taken seriously.
                -- Oscar Wilde

Look before you leap.
                -- Samuel Butler

Look ere ye leap.
                -- John Heywood

-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well advised
        to refrain from catapulting projectiles.
-- Neophyte's serendipity.
-- Exclusive dedication to necessitious chores without interludes of hedonistic
        diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.
-- A revolving concretion of earthy or mineral matter accumulates no congeries
        of small, green bryophytic plant.
-- Abstention from any aleatory undertaking precludes a potential escallation
        of a lucrative nature.
-- Missiles of ligneous or osteal consistency have the potential of fracturing
        osseous structure, but appellations will eternally remain innocuous.

Man is the measure of all things.
                -- Protagoras

Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
                -- Plotinus

Many are called, few are chosen.  Fewer still get to do the choosing.

Many are called, few volunteer.

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

Many hands make light work.
                -- John Heywood