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Fortune: 6 - 15 of 497 from Linux Platitudes

Linux Platitudes:  6 of 497

A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
 
Linux Platitudes:  7 of 497

A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
 
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        A boy spent years collecting postage stamps.  The girl next door bought
an album too, and started her own collection.  "Dad, she buys everything I've
bought, and it's taken all the fun out of it for me.  I'm quitting."  Don't,
son, remember, 'Imitation is the sincerest form of philately.'"
 
Linux Platitudes:  9 of 497

A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise
against the wind, not with it.
 
Linux Platitudes:  10 of 497

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
 
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A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
 
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A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.
 
Linux Platitudes:  13 of 497

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
Linux Platitudes:  14 of 497

A couch is as good as a chair.
 
Linux Platitudes:  15 of 497

A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
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