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Linux Platitudes

Fortune: 10 - 19 of 497 from Linux Platitudes

Linux Platitudes:  10 of 497

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.
 
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A chronic disposition to inquiry deprives domestic felines of vital qualities.
 
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A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.
 
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A closed mouth gathers no foot.
 
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A couch is as good as a chair.
 
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A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
 
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A day without sunshine is like a day without Anita Bryant.
 
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A day without sunshine is like a day without orange juice.
 
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A day without sunshine is like night.
 
Linux Platitudes:  19 of 497

A dead man cannot bite.
                -- Gnaeus Pompeius (Pompey)
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