Linux Politics

I would like to electrocute everyone who uses the word 'fair' in connection
with income tax policies.
                -- William F. Buckley

I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
                -- Marcus Procius Cato

I would rather be a serf in a poor man's house and be above ground than
reign among the dead.
                -- Achilles, "The Odessey", XI, 489-91

I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the
whole field to private industry.
                -- Joseph Heller

"I'll carry your books, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over,
carry forward, Cary Grant, cash & carry, Carry Me Back To Old Virginia,
I'll even Hara Kari if you show me how, but I will *not* carry a gun."
                -- Hawkeye, M*A*S*H

"I'll rob that rich person and give it to some poor deserving slob.
That will *prove* I'm Robin Hood."
                -- Daffy Duck, "Robin Hood Daffy", [1958, Chuck Jones]

I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House.  President Johnson
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
                -- Bob Hope

"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!"

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
                -- Arthur Godfrey

"I'm willing to sacrifice anything for this cause, even other people's lives."