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Q: Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A: One per person.
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Q: Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell?
A: He spent the night in a warehouse.
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Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
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Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A: Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
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Q: How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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Q: How do you know when you're in the <ethnic> section of Vermont?
A: The maple sap buckets are hanging on utility poles.
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Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
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Q: How do you save a drowning lawyer?
A: Throw him a rock.
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Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue-elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?
A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with
a blue-elephant gun.