Linux Riddles

Q:      How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A:      Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub
        with brightly colored machine tools.

        [Surrealist jokes just aren't my cup of fur.  Ed.]

Q:      How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:      One.

Q:      How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:      None.  The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
        of the way.

Q:      How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?
A:      2 bits.

Q:      How was Thomas J. Watson buried?
A:      9 edge down.

Q:      Know what the difference between your latest project
        and putting wings on an elephant is?
A:      Who knows?  The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh...

Q:      Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A:      Easy.  It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
        bottles into the typewriter.

Q:      What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:      "The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:      What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
                sunglasses?
A:      Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.

Q:      What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A:      Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.

Q:      What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A:      The very best person they can possibly be.