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Q:      Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A:      Easy.  It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
        bottles into the typewriter.
 
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Q:      What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A:      "The elephants are coming over the hill."

Q:      What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
                sunglasses?
A:      Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
 
Linux Riddles:  58 of 135

Q:      What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A:      Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
 
Linux Riddles:  59 of 135

Q:      What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A:      The very best person they can possibly be.
 
Linux Riddles:  60 of 135

Q:      What do monsters eat?
A:      Things.

Q:      What do monsters drink?
A:      Coke.  (Because Things go better with Coke.)
 
Linux Riddles:  61 of 135

Q:      What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A:      The impossible dream.
 
Linux Riddles:  62 of 135

Q:      What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A:      The same middle name.
 
Linux Riddles:  63 of 135

Q:      What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A:      A dope ring.

Q:      Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A:      To cover up the valve stem.
 
Linux Riddles:  64 of 135

Q:      What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A:      Diyathinkhesaurus.

Q:      What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A:      Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
 
Linux Riddles:  65 of 135

Q:      What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A:      Trustworthy.
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