| Linux Riddles: 56 of 135 |
Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
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| Linux Riddles: 57 of 135 |
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
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| Linux Riddles: 58 of 135 |
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
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| Linux Riddles: 59 of 135 |
Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A: The very best person they can possibly be.
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| Linux Riddles: 60 of 135 |
Q: What do monsters eat?
A: Things.
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
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| Linux Riddles: 61 of 135 |
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.
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| Linux Riddles: 62 of 135 |
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
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| Linux Riddles: 63 of 135 |
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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| Linux Riddles: 64 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus.
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
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Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.
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