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Linux Riddles:  7 of 135

FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #5
A:      The Halls of Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli.
Q:      Name two families whose kids won't join the Marines.
 
Linux Riddles:  8 of 135

Knock, knock!
        Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
        Sam and Janet who?
Sam and Janet Evening...
 
Linux Riddles:  9 of 135

Knucklehead:    "Knock, knock"
Pee Wee:        "Who's there?"
Knucklehead:    "Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee:        "Liddle ol' lady who?"
Knucklehead:    "I didn't know you could yodel"
 
Linux Riddles:  10 of 135

Q:      "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
        existentialist?"
A:      "Is there a dog?"
 
Linux Riddles:  11 of 135

Q:      Are we not men?
A:      We are Vaxen.
 
Linux Riddles:  12 of 135

Q:      Do you know what the death rate around here is?
A:      One per person.
 
Linux Riddles:  13 of 135

Q:      Heard about the <ethnic> who couldn't spell?
A:      He spent the night in a warehouse.
 
Linux Riddles:  14 of 135

Q:      How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A:      When his lips move.
 
Linux Riddles:  15 of 135

Q:      How did you get into artificial intelligence?
A:      Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence.
 
Linux Riddles:  16 of 135

Q:      How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A:      Unique up on it!

Q:      How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A:      The tame way!
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