| Linux Riddles: 65 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?
A: Trustworthy.
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| Linux Riddles: 66 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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| Linux Riddles: 67 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
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| Linux Riddles: 68 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
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| Linux Riddles: 69 of 135 |
Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
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| Linux Riddles: 70 of 135 |
Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.
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| Linux Riddles: 71 of 135 |
Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks.
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| Linux Riddles: 72 of 135 |
Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
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| Linux Riddles: 73 of 135 |
Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.
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| Linux Riddles: 74 of 135 |
Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.
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