Linux Riddles

Q:      What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a
        lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A:      A failure.

Q:      What do you call the money you pay to the government when
        you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A:      A howdah duty.

Q:      What do you call the scratches that you get when a female
        sheep bites you?
A:      Ewe nicks.

Q:      What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?
A:      You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!

Q:      What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A:      An offer you can't understand.

Q:      What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?
A:      Not enough sand.

Q:      What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?
A:      Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!

Q:      What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit?
A:      Will the defendant please rise?

Q:      What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?
A:      A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
        a delicious dessert.

Q:      What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?
A:      It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
        Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take
        the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.