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Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
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| Linux Riddles: 83 of 135 |
Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.
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| Linux Riddles: 84 of 135 |
Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: A boolean grape.
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| Linux Riddles: 85 of 135 |
Q: What is purple and commutes?
A: An Abelian grape.
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| Linux Riddles: 86 of 135 |
Q: What is purple and concord the world?
A: Alexander the Grape.
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| Linux Riddles: 87 of 135 |
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
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| Linux Riddles: 88 of 135 |
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
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| Linux Riddles: 89 of 135 |
Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.
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| Linux Riddles: 90 of 135 |
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
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