| Linux Riddles: 87 of 135 |
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
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| Linux Riddles: 88 of 135 |
Q: What is the difference between Texas and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has culture.
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| Linux Riddles: 89 of 135 |
Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.
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| Linux Riddles: 90 of 135 |
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
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| Linux Riddles: 91 of 135 |
Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and
plays like a monkey?
A: Nothing.
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| Linux Riddles: 92 of 135 |
Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
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| Linux Riddles: 93 of 135 |
Q: What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
A: Dating a Canadian.
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Q: What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A: A corpse.
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Q: What's hard going in and soft and sticky coming out?
A: Chewing gum.
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Q: What's tan and black and looks great on a lawyer?
A: A doberman.
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