Linux Riddles

Q:      What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A:      You can't get down off an elephant.

Q:      What's the difference between a JAP and a baby elephant?
A:      About 10 pounds.

Q:      How do you make them the same?
A:      Force feed the elephant.

Q:      What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A:      You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.

Q:      What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A:      One less drunk.

Q:      What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A:      The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Q:      What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?
A:      In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd
        like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers,
        "and some cigarettes."

Q:      What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?
A:      The Titanic had a band.

Q:      What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A:      A canary with the super-user password.

Q:      What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A:      Zorn's Lemon.

Q:      Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A:      To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q:      What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A:      Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...