Linux Work

I'm always looking for a new idea that will be more productive than its cost.
        -- David Rockefeller

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
        -- Henny Youngman

I:
    The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin
    with a silk sow.  The same is true of money.
II:
    If today were half as good as tomorrow is supposed to be, it would
    probably be twice as good as yesterday was.
III:
    There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
IV:
    If you can afford to advertise, you don't need to.
V:
    One-tenth of the participants produce over one-third of the output.
    Increasing the number of participants merely reduces the average
    output.
        -- Norman Augustine

If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
lost his senses.  When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
        -- G.K. Chesterton

If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
        -- W.C. Fields

If all else fails, lower your standards.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there
better be no trade.  A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
        -- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged"

If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.