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If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had
lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
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If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
-- G.K. Chesterton
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If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
-- W.C. Fields
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If all else fails, lower your standards.
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If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
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If ever the pleasure of one has to be bought by the pain of the other, there
better be no trade. A trade by which one gains and the other loses is a fraud.
-- Dagny Taggart, "Atlas Shrugged"
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If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
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IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's
got to be a better way.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.
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If I were a grave-digger or even a hangman, there are some people I could
work for with a great deal of enjoyment.
-- Douglas Jerrold
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