| Linux People: 15 of 1231 |
A man pleaded innocent of any wrong doing when caught by the police
during a raid at the home of a mobster, excusing himself by claiming that he
was making a bolt for the door.
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| Linux People: 16 of 1231 |
A man who keeps stealing mopeds is an obvious cycle-path.
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| Linux People: 17 of 1231 |
A man who turns green has eschewed protein.
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| Linux People: 18 of 1231 |
A man with 3 wings and a dictionary is cousin to the turkey.
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| Linux People: 19 of 1231 |
A man would still do something out of sheer perversity - he would create
destruction and chaos - just to gain his point... and if all this could in
turn be analyzed and prevented by predicting that it would occur, then man
would deliberately go mad to prove his point.
-- Feodor Dostoevsky, "Notes From the Underground"
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| Linux People: 20 of 1231 |
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal
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| Linux People: 21 of 1231 |
A paranoid is a man who knows a little of what's going on.
-- William S. Burroughs
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| Linux People: 22 of 1231 |
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
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| Linux People: 23 of 1231 |
"A penny for your thoughts?"
"A dollar for your death."
-- The Odd Couple
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| Linux People: 24 of 1231 |
A person forgives only when they are in the wrong.
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