Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday April 9, 2014

Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from...
Abou Ben Adhem (may his tribe increase!) Awoke one night from a deep dream of peace, And saw, within the moonlight in his room, Making it rich, and like a lily in bloom, An angel writing in a book of gold. Exceeding peace had made Ben Adhem bold, And...

And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile...
And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks with the one word, "unless." Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't guess. That was long, long ago, and each day since that day, I've worried and worried and worried...