Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday September 4, 2014

Asked a supplicant priest of the pontiff, "Do I sin if...
Asked a supplicant priest of the pontiff, "Do I sin if I do what I want, if I screw a young nun In the eastertide sun?" His holiness murmured, "Gut yontiff."

Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.
Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art.

Two men looked out from the prison bars, One saw mud-- ...
Two men looked out from the prison bars, One saw mud-- The other saw stars. Now let me get this right: two prisoners are looking out the window. While one of them was looking at all the mud -- the other one got hit in the head.