Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 1, 2015
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in...There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
His daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
The pair of them went to Manhasset,
(Nan and the man with the asset.)... There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long...There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some raw gin...There once was a man named McSweeny
Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny.
Just to be couth,
He added vermouth,
And slipped his girlfriend a martini. There once was a man named Parridge
With peculiar views...There once was a man named Parridge
With peculiar views on marriage.
He sucked off his brother,
Fucked his own mother,
And gobbled his sister's miscarriage. Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos...Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you
To tell you of something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday (which is good Friday),
There will be a convention held in the
Women's...
Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday January 1, 2015
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