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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday August 18, 2015


Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that...
Knebel's Law: It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

A mathematician named Klein Thought the Mobius band...
A mathematician named Klein Thought the Mobius band was divine. Said he, "If you glue The edges of two, You'll get a weird bottle like mine!

A wicked stone cutter named Cary Drilled holes in divine...
A wicked stone cutter named Cary Drilled holes in divine statuary. With eyes full of malice He pulled out his phallus, And buggered a stone Virgin Mary.

Have you reconsidered a computer career?
Have you reconsidered a computer career?

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