Freebsd Fortunes 2

A drama critic is a person who surprises a playwright by informing him
what he meant.
                -- Wilson Mizner

A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance.
                -- Stanislaw Lem

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to
a fund for his funeral.  The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate
a shilling.  "Only a shilling?" exclaimed the man. "Only a shilling to bury
an attorney?  Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty of them."

A fail-safe circuit will destroy others.
                -- Klipstein

A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
                -- Publilius Syrus

A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated.  But an authentic soothsayer
should be shot on sight.  Cassandra did not get half the kicking around
she deserved.
                -- R.A. Heinlein

A famous Lisp Hacker noticed an Undergraduate sitting in front of a Xerox
1108, trying to edit a complex Klone network via a browser.  Wanting to help,
the Hacker clicked one of the nodes in the network with the mouse, and asked
"what do you see?"  Very earnestly, the Undergraduate replied, "I see a
cursor."  The Hacker then quickly pressed the boot toggle at the back of
the keyboard, while simultaneously hitting the Undergraduate over the head
with a thick Interlisp Manual.  The Undergraduate was then Enlightened.

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
                -- Winston Churchill

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.