| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 738 of 1371 |
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 739 of 1371 |
A lost ounce of gold may be found, a lost moment of time never.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 740 of 1371 |
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.
-- Steve Wright
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 741 of 1371 |
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 742 of 1371 |
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.
-- Thomas Hardy
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 743 of 1371 |
A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.
All the flowers looked round,
But no horse could be found;
So he just rhododendron, of course.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 744 of 1371 |
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
-- Carrie Snow
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 745 of 1371 |
A man always needs to remember one thing about
a beautiful woman. Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 746 of 1371 |
A man always remembers his first love with special
tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
-- Mencken
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 747 of 1371 |
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,
who swore how much they were in love. To quiet the enraged husband, the
lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy. If I win,
you get a divorce so I can marry her. If you win, I promise never to see
her again. Okay?"
"Alright," agreed the husband. "But how about a quarter a point
on the side to make it interesting?"
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