Freebsd Fortunes 2

A Mormon is a man that has the bad taste and the religion to do what a good
many other people are restrained from doing by conscientious scruples and
the police.
                -- Mr. Dooley

A mother mouse was taking her large brood for a stroll across the kitchen
floor one day when the local cat, by a feat of stealth unusual even for
its species, managed to trap them in a corner.  The children cowered,
terrified by this fearsome beast, plaintively crying, "Help, Mother!
Save us!  Save us!  We're scared, Mother!"
        Mother Mouse, with the hopeless valor of a parent protecting its
children, turned with her teeth bared to the cat, towering huge above them,
and suddenly began to bark in a fashion that would have done any Doberman
proud.  The startled cat fled in fear for its life.
        As her grateful offspring flocked around her shouting "Oh, Mother,
you saved us!" and "Yay!  You scared the cat away!" she turned to them
purposefully and declared, "You see how useful it is to know a second
language?"

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy,
and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
                -- Frost

A motion to adjourn is always in order.

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

A mushroom cloud has no silver lining.

A musician, an artist, an architect:
        the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
                -- William Blake

A myth is a religion in which no-one any longer believes.
                -- James Feibleman, "Understanding Philosophy"

A narcissist is anyone better-looking than you.
                -- Gore Vidal

A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
                -- Gore Vidal