| Freebsd Murphys Law: 821 of 833 |
After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said
than done
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 822 of 833 |
If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 823 of 833 |
Never wrestle with a pig; you both get dirty, and the pig
likes it!
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 824 of 833 |
Never argue with an idiot: People watching may not be able
to tell the difference.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 825 of 833 |
Don't fight with a bear in his own cage.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 826 of 833 |
The six steps of program management are:
(1) Wild enthusiasm
(2) Disenchantment
(3) Total confusion
(4) Search for guilty
(5) Punishment for the innocent
(6) Promotion of the non-participants
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 827 of 833 |
He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from
the next freeway exit.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 828 of 833 |
An expert doesn't know any more than you do. He or she is
merely better organized and uses slides.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 829 of 833 |
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have
to do it himself/herself.
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| Freebsd Murphys Law: 830 of 833 |
You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to
float on his back, you've really got something.
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