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Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 803 of 3566 |
Did you know ...
That no-one ever reads these things?
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Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot
that shot down the Korean jet? At one point he definitely states:
"Natasha! First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and
squirrel."
-- ihuxw!tommyo
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 805 of 3566 |
"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a
conventional thing to happen to him."
-- John Barrymore's dying words
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 806 of 3566 |
Die, v.:
To stop sinning suddenly.
-- Elbert Hubbard
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 807 of 3566 |
Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 808 of 3566 |
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term.
Velocity, for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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Disc space -- the final frontier!
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