Freebsd Fortunes 3

GEMINI (May 21 to Jun. 20)
        Good news and bad news highlighted.  Enjoy the good news while you
        can; the bad news will make you forget it.  You will enjoy praise
        and respect from those around you; everybody loves a sucker.  A short
        trip is in the stars, possibly to the men's room.

GENDERPLEX:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g. turtles and tortoises).
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

genderplex, n:
        The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to
        determine his or her designated restroom (e.g., turtles and
        tortoises).
                -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

GENEALOGY:
        An account of one's descent from an ancestor
        who did not particularly care to trace his own.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

General notions are generally wrong.
                -- Lady M.W. Montagu

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
                -- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645

Generic Fortune.

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.

Genetics explains why you look like your father,
and if you don't, why you should.

GENIUS:
        A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with bright.