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"There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead
armadillos."
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissioner
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There's nothing so precious as a cafe full of Gap kiddies trying to
work out whether you're really wearing rubber pants.
-- Mike Smith
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3043 of 3566 |
"There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't
aggravate."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3044 of 3566 |
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn
what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3045 of 3566 |
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
-- Lily Tomlin
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3046 of 3566 |
"These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!"
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!"
"These are GREAT TIMES to put your money on BAD GUY to kick the CRAP
out of MEGATON MAN!"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3047 of 3566 |
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they
used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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They also surf who only stand on waves.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 3049 of 3566 |
"They make a desert and call it peace."
-- Tacitus (55?-120?)
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They spell it "da Vinci" and pronounce it "da Vinchy". Foreigners
always spell better than they pronounce.
-- Mark Twain
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