Freebsd Fortunes 3

CIGARETTE:
        A fire at one end, a fool at the other,
        and a bit of tobacco in between.

CINEMUCK:
        The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate
        which covers the floors of movie theaters.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Circumstances rule men; men do not rule circumstances.
                -- Herodotus

Civilization and profits go hand in hand.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening.
See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information.

Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
                -- Mark Twain

clairvoyant, n.:
        A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that
which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who
aspires to be a hero... must drink brandy.
                -- Samuel Johnson

Clarke's Conclusion:
        Never let your sense of morals interfere with doing the right thing.

Class, that's the only thing that counts in life.  Class.
Without class and style, a man's a bum; he might as well be dead.
                -- "Bugsy" Siegel