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Each person has the right to take the subway.
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EARL GREY PROFILES
NAME: Jean-Luc Perriwinkle Picard
OCCUPATION: Starship Big Cheese
AGE: 94
BIRTHPLACE: Paris, Terra Sector
EYES: Grey
SKIN: Tanned
HAIR: Not much
LAST MAGAZINE READ:
Lobes 'n' Probes, the Ferengi-Betazoid Sex Quarterly
TEA: Earl Grey. Hot.
EARL GREY NEVER VARIES.
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Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management
science, telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about
21st century aircraft:
"The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog. The pilot will
nurture and feed the dog. The dog will be there to bite the
pilot if he touches anything.
-- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1244 of 2182 |
Early to bed and early to rise and you'll
be groggy when everyone else is wide awake.
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Early to rise and early to bed makes
a man healthy and wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1246 of 2182 |
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1247 of 2182 |
Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 3: 1248 of 2182 |
/earth: file system full.
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/Earth is 98% full ... please delete anyone you can.
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Earth is a great funhouse without the fun.
-- Jeff Berner
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