Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'm glad I was not born before tea.
                -- Sidney Smith (1771-1845)

I'm glad that I'm an American,
I'm glad that I am free,
But I wish I were a little doggy,
And McGovern were a tree.

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.  Happens
every six months or so.  So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share
it with you.

> In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and
  the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity
  is a million percent.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York there are a million interesting people.
> And in LA there are 72.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.  He's a very sick man.
                -- Fred Allen

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
                -- Woody Allen

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
                -- John Foreman

I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House.  President Johnson
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
                -- Bob Hope

I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.

I'm in Pittsburgh.  Why am I here?
                -- Harold Urey

I'm just as sad as sad can be!
        I've missed your special date.
Please say that you're not mad at me
        My tax return is late.
                -- Modern Lines for Modern Greeting Cards