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Planet Claire has pink hair.
All the trees are red.
No one ever dies there.
No one has a head....
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Plastic... Aluminum... These are the inheritors of the Universe!
Flesh and Blood have had their day... and that day is past!
-- Green Lantern Comics
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Plato, by the way, wanted to banish all poets from his proposed Utopia
because they were liars. The truth was that Plato knew philosophers
couldn't compete successfully with poets.
-- Kilgore Trout, "Venus on the Half Shell"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1364 of 2298 |
PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP:
What develops when two people get
tired of making love to each other.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 1365 of 2298 |
Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
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Please don't put a strain on our friendship
by asking me to do something for you.
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Please don't recommend me to your friends--
it's difficult enough to cope with you alone.
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PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE!
Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer,
emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
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Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle,
I sometimes forget which side I'm on.
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Please go away.
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