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Woody: What's happening, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The question is, Woody, why is it happening to me?
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 1
Woody: What's going down, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: My cheeks on this barstool.
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, can I pour you a beer?
Norm: Well, okay, Woody, but be sure to stop me at one. ...
Eh, make that one-thirty.
-- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 2
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Woolsey-Swanson Rule:
People would rather live with a problem they cannot
solve rather than accept a solution they cannot understand.
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Words are the voice of the heart.
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Words can never express what words can never express.
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Words have a longer life than deeds.
-- Pindar
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Words must be weighed, not counted.
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WORK:
The blessed respite from screaming kids and
soap operas for which you actually get paid.
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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do.
Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.
-- Mark Twain
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Work continues in this area.
-- DEC's SPR-Answering-Automaton
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Work expands to fill the time available.
-- Cyril Northcote Parkinson, "The Economist", 1955
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