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Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with
nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
-- Wernher von Braun
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Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
-- A. E. Neuman
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Critic, n.:
A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries
to please him.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Croll's Query:
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?
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cursor address, n:
"Hello, cursor!"
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle, "The Devil's DP Dictionary"
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"Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It
eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the
business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation."
-- Johnny Hart
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Cynic, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not
as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking
out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Cynic, n.:
One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced
eye.
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Dare to be naive.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller
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Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
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