Freebsd Fortunes 6

The water was not fit to drink.
To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
                -- W. Churchill

The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and
incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks.
                -- Emo Philips

The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones.
                -- Nathaniel Howe

The way some people find fault, you'd think there was some kind of reward.

The way to a man's heart is through his
wife's belly, and don't you forget it.
                -- Edward Albee, "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

The way to a man's heart is through the left ventricle.

The way to a man's stomach is through his esophagus.

The way to fight a woman is with your hat.  Grab it and run.

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

The way to make a small fortune in the
commodities market is to start with a large fortune.