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C for yourself.

C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.

C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.  C++ makes that
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
                -- Bjarne Stroustrup

C, n:
        A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like
        assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything
        else.  It is either the best language available to the art today, or
        it isn't.
                -- Ray Simard

cabbage, n:
        A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as
        a man's head.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Cache:
        A very expensive part of the memory system of a computer that no one
        is supposed to know is there.

Cahn's Axiom:
        When all else fails, read the instructions.

California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be an orange.
                -- Fred Allen

Californians are a strange people.  They'll put every chemical known to God
and man up their nostrils and then laugh at you for putting sugar in your
coffee.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
                -- Indian proverb