| Freebsd Fortunes: 1491 of 3566 |
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1492 of 3566 |
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four
tellers?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1493 of 3566 |
"If dolphins are so smart, why did Flipper work for television?"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1494 of 3566 |
If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1495 of 3566 |
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go
around a deal faster.
-- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Glass"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1496 of 3566 |
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1497 of 3566 |
If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three
to a can.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1498 of 3566 |
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1499 of 3566 |
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1500 of 3566 |
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit
Ears.
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